Happy Valentines

Just A Thought

My Ipod won't turn on unless plugged into a computer!

HELP!!! My Ipod is not working!


It was working fine one day. I was using it with no problems. I turned it off but then when I was gonna use it again later in the day...it wouldn't turn on! I thought it was the battery so I charged it. But as soon as I finished charging it and disconnected it from the computer the screen went blank. It won't turn on.


Now no matter what I do...my Ipod WON'T turn on!!!!!


Help! What should I do? I need my Ipod!

BREAKFAST!!!!!!

Xmas List...?

With Christmas just a few days away, you'd think by now I'd be done with my Christmas shopping, right?

WRONG!

Due to my overwhelming concerns in life, (I won't mention what they are, since there's too many ; )-) I found myself so busy that I completely forgot to do it! I knew Christmas was just around the corner LITERALLY, yet I did not make a list! I didn't make a list because I didn't know what to get people! And there are new people that I will adding on to that list too!

Aside from not knowing what to get people and adding more people unto my list; I also have to save up money for a trip abroad!

Oh my! Oh my! How much should I spend? What gifts should I buy? Who should I give?

Aaarghhh!!!!! Its a good thing I have thick hair or else I would've lost all of my hair since the start of December!

Well, I'll think of something! I always do!

Wish me luck!!!!

American to Fil Vocab

Expand your Pinoy VocabuLary….

CONTEMPLATE - kuLang ang plato

PUNCTUATION - pera pang enroll..

CALCULATOR - tawagan kita mamaya

TENACIOUS - sapatos pang tennis

DEVASTATION - ung station ng bus..

DEDICATE - patay ang pusa

ASPECT - pantusok ng yeLo

DEDUCT - ang pato

Defeat - ang paa

DETAIL - ang buntot

CITY - bago mag utso

STATUE - Kaw b yAn?

PERSUADING - unang kasal

DEPRESSED - ang nag kasal sa PERSUADING

TISSUE - ikaw nga?

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Supermarket...Goodies?

The other day we went to the grocer store to stock up on food. Like always we would split up. I would go for the coffee, creamer, eggs and more. While the others would go for the poultry, beef, pork, fish and more.

Well, as I was strolling through the aisle I came upon the Chocolate section. I figured, since I was there and I have been working so hard, that I would get myself a snack: Chocolate. So I looked through the selection of chocolate that they had and came upon this...

This made me change my mind about getting a snack.

Now as you can see, the chocolate is wrapped in a plastic wrapper (squint your eyes to see the plastic). If you would focus your attention to the upper middle part of the chocolate, you would see teeth marks (look at the picture below to get a better look).

Now knowing that the store wouldn't put food products that have teeth marks on them on the shelf, I can safely assume that this was done after they had put the chocolate on the shelf. The question is, who or what made the teeth marks.

Based on the shape of the teeth marks and the indentation of the teeth, I can definitely say that a child made this. Perhaps a baby. Maybe, he/she had managed to get their hands on it and put it in their mouth. I mean, come on. Its the only logical explanation. Being embarrassed, the parents immediately put the chocolate back and walked off.  

Right?

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Hello?

The English Language

As a language English
is very confusing!

Speech Marks and Full Stops/Periods

"Hi!" she shouted. NOT "Hi!" She shouted.

"It's a flying pig." she muttered. NOT "It's a flying pig." She muttered.

1) There is no such word as "alot."

2) One does not go to the store "everyday." It's "every day." "Everyday" is an adjective, meaning that something is used or fit for every day, common - "an everyday occurrence."

3) Don't put quotation marks around everyday words.

4) An apostrophe is never used with a personal pronoun; therefore you shouldn't write "The movie bored it's audience," but "its." It's true! (In that little sentence, the apostrophe takes the place of the missing letter "i"). Similarly, it's incorrect to write "Who's book is this?" Or "The fault was their's."

5) "Pick-up" and "check-out" are not verbs. You "pick up" a sailor or "check out" a library book. No hyphen. "Pickup" without the hyphen is a noun. It's the jolt you get from a bracing cup of Earl Grey. "Checkout" is the time at which a lodger must vacate a room, or a counter or area in a store where goods are checked out.

6) "Thank you" is not one word!